im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

my brother is talking to his girlfriend on the phone outside of the house while his friends are in the basement probably staring at the tv or something…

it smells like they are lighting something on fire

gjume:

my brother lost his virginity then came to room and freestyled about it for 5 minutes

  • Mum: Stay in line honey, I forgot the milk. *leaves*
  • Me: Okay.
  • *gets closer to the register*
  • Me: mum?
  • *gets even closer to the register*
  • Me: mum, where are you?
  • *sees the person in front of you paying*
  • Me: ohmygod ohmygod ohmyg...
  • Clerk: Next!
  • Me: *faints*

one time my dad did my hair when i was younger. he has pretty big hands and that was the first and last time my dad will ever do my hair.

another time i finished getting my hair done with a female hairdresser and this male hairdresser came up and asked me if i wanted the ends to curl under and then he started touch my hair and i was like “NOPE”

i cant deal with males styling/doing/touching my hair

everyone keeps on reblogging that chris pratt gif set of him doing the interviewers hair.

maybe because my hair is different from her hair but i wouldnt feel comfortable him touching my hair….or any man

remikanazi:

Six times as many Palestinians killed over the last 72 hours than all projectiles fired at Israel have killed in 13 years.

remikanazi:

Six times as many Palestinians killed over the last 72 hours than all projectiles fired at Israel have killed in 13 years.

who keeps making Step Up movies and why

queenglitterpussy:

its the same person who keeps making kidz bop CDs bruh

i went outisde to walk the dog and my hair got wet. IT FEELS SO GROSS RIGHT NOW

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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alesusknowles:

Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Alexander McQueen s/s 2014 RTW

Anonymous asked: "honestly curious, why does it offend you?"

perfectlyerik:

i see lucy as a racist film that plays on negative stereotypes while hiding behind the cover of (white) feminism. 

all this film has done is switch out the white man for a white woman. it’s still a film about a white person getting violated by the evil poc, then gaining power and wiping them out. 

here’s 2 of my favourite scenes from the trailer: 

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from top to left to right:

KEEP CLEAN 保持清潔,APPLE 蘋果,ONION 洋蔥,GRAPE 葡萄,CHAIR 椅子 EDIT: sorry it says ORANGE 橘子,TOMATO 番茄

traditional chinese is an actual written language used by millions of people, not symbols to be thrown around at the whim of set designers because they look cool and idk, serves to create a menacing asian atmosphere. this is so disrespectful, and made even worse by the fact that this film in set it taipei, taiwan where the official written language is traditional chinese.

it doesn’t matter that this film caters to a primarily “white” audience who won’t be able to read it, the language and culture of taiwan isn’t something for you to twist and use as you deem fit because it’s “exotic.” 

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lucy shoots a guy for not being able to speak english. 

she l i t e r a l l y shoots this taiwanese taxi driver, in taiwan for not being able to speak english. she’s in taipei and she’s shooting people as they are of no use to her because they don’t speak english. 

just think about the sort of message that’s sending out. she’s not being “bad-ass strong female character who takes no shit,” she’s saying that english is useful and better. this is the type of harmful ideology that stretches all the way back from when western countries were colonising and forcing their language and customs on other countries. 

let me explain with a real life example. i was born in new zealand to two taiwanese parents. i am fluent in english, but mandarin is conversational at best. my friends in taiwan say that i am “so lucky” to speak fluent english, when they are fluent in mandarin and their english level is no worse than my mandarin. they tell me that they want to perfect their english but in the same breath tell me that mandarin isn’t worth perfecting because i have english and that’s “enough”. they also tell me how pretty my white friends are when they see pictures.

this is the type of neo imperialism ideology that they’ve grown up buying into. it honestly hurts and frustrates me that they belittle their own culture like this, honestly believing that the western world is superior. this is the type of neo imperialism ideology that this film (hopefully unintentionally) promotes: white people are better and will save the day. 

if they wanted to film a movie about a white women getting back at those who had violated her, why not film it in a western country? if they wanted to film it in taiwan, why not find an asian lead actress?

i do agree that we need more women protagonists in action/superhero movies, but not like this. its not okay that the female lead needs to be kidnapped and have her body cut open without her consent in order to gain her powers, and those said those powers do not make any of this racist bullshit okay. 

i am just so tired and angry of poc always being brushed off to the side as either props or villains in mainstream media. 

as a poc, it’s so frustrating to see that the of the standard of beauty still white women when we live in multi-cultural societies and a diverse world. 

feminism is about equality. a film in which poc are presented as evil and inferior before being killed off by a superior white woman does not promote equality.