Is it possible to blacklist gifs
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something
she’s looking on the mirror and she damn well knows that white girl is behind her
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
i just realized that i have never used those security questions when i forget my password
totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”
this website makes me SICK why a disney movie gotta be deep? why can’t ariel just want human dick? i dont need an allegory about how she is a powerful icon with red hair or something we all know the lion king is just light skins v dark skins I dont need no shakespeare mess you all crazy
WHY IN LION KING THE MONKEY WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH AN AFRICAN ACCENT?
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
Happy Birthday to the Queen Nicki Minaj!
I’ve never seen a $3,000 weave look so stiff and crispy.